The Opposite Sex

Well, I have now been going discover with the near interesting woman I could ever meet. She is called Lolita, she is 28 and lives in a Manchester flat. She is a kind and thoughtful woman who is always up for a laugh and she is also in a way slightly militant as she cannot control herself at times. Her best feature though is the occurrence that she is very attractive. tho in my opinion there is a defect to her which in a way annoys me because I dont understand it. The problem is that I cannot understand the mind of the opposite sex. I forecast that I protrude to understand her, and indeed Im lost and confused.I met her at a concert, oer the Christmas holidays. We have been going out ever since. I think that she is wonderful, barely she is so confusing to me. For example, what happened the other night. We were watching a film, Saving snobbish Ryan. At parts I got a part upset, not emotional, provided it make my go aww, and the odd thing that Loli did was that when the dyin g captain utter the words in the young privates ear and then died, not even a blink.When the German sniper got shot through the eye, and the Germans all be shot after the wall fell, she was distraught. I thought it was because it seemed such a cold and evil death, but when the Jew was killed by the man who the party salvage him, not even a squeak. This I did not understand a consequence. At one point I thought that she was a Nazi. But I think that the cold killings and disgusting scenes were the problem, and then by the kibosh of the film she was used to it. Nothing really to get upset all over though.Once I was talking nigh PMT. This was at the start of our blood and I hadnt known her that long. Before with previous girlfriends and my sister, they all made saturnine laughs or smirked. I assumed that, that was the same with most women and could laugh at there own problems, but I couldnt have been more wrong. We had in force(p) had a small drink with some of our mates, we o nly had two drinks and we then went home. I had decided previously to stay the night at her house, so I walked home with her. We got home and we sat down. She had the idea of getting a takeaway. So I told her what I wanted. This was 730 when I decided..It took money box 800 to order the meal as she didnt know whether to order an Indian or a Chinese, and then what she wanted to order. Loli now got a bit edgy as she was so hungry, and then dipstick here decided to hash out PMT, to try and cheer her up as there was just a report about it on the news. Oh how I should not have bygone their, I havent forgotten it and I dont think I ever will. What happened was that I started off by repeating something that the reporter had said, I questioned her PMT. I started, You know, that could be right. I mean PMT was only invented in the 1950s. I looked at her, she was give me an icy stare that would have made Cybil Fawlty jealous. My mistake was to continue, that stare was a warning. But I didn t stop, and then all of a sudden. Poof Loli had move a cushion flying across the room and it smacked me in the gob. The zippo even caught me in the cheek.What was that for?Cant you take a hint? she barked.There was no need for that, it really hurt. I didnt know you were so touchy about it.Just dont do it again, you have no idea how much that test of thing winds me up.No-one has ever done that to me over a joke that isnt personal. And I think that if I did it again we would get into a big argument. That made me think that it didnt take much to get her upset, it made me a bit weary.Those are the bad things, but there is also good in everyone, even Hitler.It was my birthday three weeks ago. My 24th. I was just expecting to have a drink with my mates, maybe a party at my house which I had organised. I got something much better than that. I woke up slightly slowly for me on the Saturday morning, my birthday. I was woken to toast, pancakes, waffles, bucks fizz, croissant, cereal, and a sausage, bacon and bean breakfast. I was gob smacked. I would probably never have this much for a five physique meal, let alone breakfast. I tucked in and then got up. broken around the house were balloons and then downstairs was my present. 100 of vouchers for the local mall.We went out and I bought us lunch and a jacket for me and a videodisk of U2 which Loli had her eye on. I came home and opened the door to find that I had a surprise party thrown for me and all my mates had clubbed unneurotic to buy me a 2 night holiday to Amsterdam. Then I collapsed. It was like having 8 Christmass rolled into one. That showed me the kind and thoughtful side to Loli. She showed me what a fantastic woman she is. I also saw the fact that I think that without each other we are useless. But I think that, that is the same with everyone. We all need the opposite sex, you cant enjoy life organism a hermit. So get out there and live